A Journal by a James

Hilton’s Paris vs. Apple’s iPhone

So which two stories have been dominating the news
recently? Right! Apple’s iPhone and Hilton’s Paris.
It’s astounding how much they have in common.
Let’s take a look!

Paris Hilton vs. Apple iPhone
  • Both are extremely slim, don’t weigh much.
  • Not everyone finds them quite as elegant as other offerings, but for different reasons.
  • They get press coverage of every little thing that’s known about them.
  • News wires run so many stories on them that they’re forced to run a story on how many stories there have been!
  • Their songs don’t work as ringtones.
  • Both had legal issues, but got off quite lightly.
  • Both fit an expensive lifestyle.
  • People wonder what it’d be like to use them, despite extensive video documentation.
  • They just got released.
  • Quite easy to manipulate.
  • You feel a pang of embarrassment when friends just keep on gushing about them.
  • They’re simple.

And did I mention the flat form-factor….?

4 Responses to “Hilton’s Paris vs. Apple’s iPhone”

  1. Hester Quote says:

    BRILJANT!!

  2. haha. thanks. this made my day.

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